Days Without You

As much as I would love to be a person that goes to parties and has a couple of drinks and has a nice time, that doesn’t work for me. I’d just rather sit at home and read, or go out to dinner with someone, or talk to someone I love, or talk to somebody that makes me laugh.

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—	Daniel Radcliffe (via be-your-teenage-dream-tonight)

gabberstag:

I WENT TO GO PEE AND ONE OF THESE

FLEW INTO MY BOOBS THE SECOND I WALKED INTO THE BATHROOM AND I SCREAMED AND FELL IN THE BATHTUB AND I JUST LAID THERE FOR LIKE FIVE MINUTES HALF CRYING BEFORE I GOT UP AND TRIED TO WALK BACK TO MY BEDROOM BUT IT FRICKIN CAME BACK AND HIT ME IN THE FACE AND I SCREAMED AGAIN AND FELL IN THE DOORWAY OF MY BATHROOM AND I HALF CRAWLED BACK TO MY ROOM AND IM STILL CRYING A LITTLE

You: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mum."
Friend1: "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Friend2: "come back to bed"
Friend3: *various sex noises*
Friend4: "tell her I said hi"
Friend5: "Aye! Pass The Weed."
Friend6: *blasting out curse words*
Friend7: "PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON"